Some people don’t seem to get this. They say “If you don’t want your noodz stolen, don’t put them on iCloud!” And then everyone’s freaks out and they’re like “I’m just giving advice!”
Because there’s two ways that sentence could be understood. To them it sounds like “Here is some helpful advice…
I love Marvel movies.
THIS WHOLE FANDOM IS ON DRUGS
OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
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I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
Single in the womb, single till the tomb.
I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin
I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok.
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE JENNIFER LAWRENCE, how can you sit here as a human being and say that this is okay and laughable? people are spreading the photos and laughing about it like “this is hilarious” it’s not funny you dirt bag