I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
also known as: you’re about to fuck up george r. r. martin’s best characters, here, let me help you with that.
first of all, the martells are not white. oberyn martell is not white. and YES, even tyene sand, the blonde haired, blue eyed sand snake is not white. anyone…
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.
these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING