You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms.
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers
TAYLOR SWIFT: studio albums, deluxe editions, leading singles
My blood is literally on fire right now. I cannot believe this.
"yeah, we’re walking right into their homes and shooting them"
jesus fucking christ.
I am speechless.
WATCH THIS. WATCH THIS FOR REAL.
And you can’t fight the tears that ain’t coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive
Sometimes you just have to rock out to the Goo Goo Dolls.
If you could be a root vegetable, which one would you be and why? (x)
That moment you realize Vin Diesel was secretly a huge nerd this whole time